Below are the most recent 10 friends' journal entries.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
fitzjustice	4:19a	i honestly don't need anything for Christmas but the amazing friends and fantastic experiences that moving to Baltimore has brought me. But, due to (i swear) popular demand, i have created wish lists on both Amazon.com and ThinkGeek.com. Just use my email address (dave DOT mirth AT gmail DOT com) to search and you should find them. but, seriously, you crazy people are all the Ramahannukwanzmastice present a guy could want... : ) thank you all! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
fitzjustice	6:23p	Scientists Discover Tool-Using Octopus which means, i guess, that we should all start preparing for the inevitable invasion by learning how to speak Cephalapoidese, or whatever....whoop whoop whoop whoop! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 13th, 2009
fitzjustice	3:24a	The second show of the Hack & Slash Christmas Special was tonight, and it absolutely rocked. When the audience cheered for the ninja bit...well, I can honestly say I've never been a part of something onstage that got that much of an ovation. It felt amazing. Thanks to everyone who came out and cheered, and congratulations to the cast and crew. We really knocked it out of the ballpark tonight. If you haven't seen it, there's one show left! Sunday at 2pm. Get your tickets now: (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
fitzjustice	11:27p	internet chain letters - even funny ones - tend to wash over me and then be immediately forgotten, but i found this one genuinely clever enough to be deserving of a longer life: Random Thoughts for the Day: 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.. 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 5th, 2009
fitzjustice	3:13p	nothing puts me at ease like the moment a plane detaches from the ground. most times (when i remember) i play the "are you ready to die" game. i love this game. i ask myself if i'm ready to die. then i have to get to the point where i can honestly answer yes. i always can. or i lose. i can't lose. so i make it there somehow. thus swaddled in my fleeting mortality and achieved liberation, i gleefully enjoy every honey-roasted peanut package as if it's my own personal Last Supper. - Amanda Palmer (Comment on this)
fitzjustice	1:09p	The first snow of the year has arrived! Although it seems to have arrived a little bit more for everyone outside Baltimore, where we have a sort of oatmeal-y sludge. I hope this doesn't turn into a trend... Safe travel wishes today for lady_trinket, who is serving valiently as Princess Cinderella in The Neverending Battle Against The Unfairness Of Kids Having December Birthdays... (Comment on this)
fitzjustice	1:09p	The first snow of the year has arrived! Although it seems to have arrived a little bit more for everyone outside Baltimore, where we have a sort of oatmeal-y sludge. I hope this doesn't turn into a trend... Safe travel wishes today for lady_trinket, who is serving valiently as Princess Cinderella in The Neverending Battle Against The Unfairness Of Kids Having December Birthdays... (Comment on this)
Friday, December 4th, 2009
fitzjustice	6:49p	Are you interested in living in the part of downtown Baltimore that's getting REALLY nice REALLY fast? great rehabbed house available immediately. 2 + Bedrooms, one huge bathroom with whirlpool tub. CAC, bring yours or I'll buy new brand energy efficient Washer/Dryer, hardwood floors downstairs, wall to wall Carpet upstairs. close to I-95, walking distance to grocery, coffee shop, bars and restaraunts. call mike 410.627.0669 to set up a showing. Rent is $1300 neg. (Comment on this)
fitzjustice	3:48a	(Comment on this)
fitzjustice	2:56a	i'm currently running through tests of websites to see how badly the virus on my computer is still functioning. this week, starting monday, was my week for finally digging myself out of the work/email pit that i've fallen into. there was so much to do in getting the middle apartment ready and preparing for thanksgiving dinner that i just had to shut everything else out and put it all on the back burner. this was the week that i had to catch up, because i have a lot of deadlines for a lot of projects all looming pretty much this weekend. and so, of course, two hours after i sat down on monday to work, i contracted the first ever computer virus that i've ever gotten on this machine. it started off as something i could work around...and by early tuesday it had completely incapacitated my internet browser. so...instead of doing the work i needed to do, i've spent this entire week installing new antivirus and anti-malware software...running scans...uninstalling software...and doing a complete system backup. i just turned the internet back on for the first time five minutes ago. the virus is still there. it's currently not too bad, and something that i can work around...but that's how it started last time. and now, instead of having five days to take care of business, i have about eight hours. i'm about as stressed-out as it's possible for me to get...and i'm looking at the very real possibility of not being able to fulfill deadlines for projects that i've committed to. i also lost my iphone earbuds / hands-free headset. and my new credit card (i cancelled the old credit card and found it six hours later) arrived, and i had it in my hands for three minutes before it completely vanished into thin air. i didn't even take it off the paper it came on. this has been a truly shitty week. and there's no end in sight. (1 Comment |Comment on this)